Touch Some Grass

I complained on the internet, and someone told me to go touch some grass. I went outside, but the graphics were terrible, and way too bright. So I went back inside and made this game. Now I can touch grass whenever I want, and if people tell me to go touch grass, I can prove that I already did - because I have an achievement that says so.KEY FEATURES
Prove You Touched Grass - Now, when someone tells you to go touch some grass, you can prove to them that you did. You have an achievement that says so, and now they are essentially *required* to listen to you.
Give the Gift of Touching Grass - Is someone complaining about ridiculous stuff on the internet? Are they making crazy statements because of a video game? Are basic concepts a little too difficult for them to comprehend? Maybe they need the gift of touching some grass. Grab an extra copy for them, and show that you care.
Realistic Grass-Touching Experience - Grass reacts to every pat and stroke, flattening under the pressure of your hand. Glorious visuals pair with dynamic audio feedback to provide the ultimate grass-touching experience.
Relaxation Mode - Stress-free grass touching. Kick back, and touch some grass at a leisurely pace. There are no rules or limits! Just peace, tranquility, and the soft green grass!
Survival Mode - The ultimate challenge for hardcore grass-grabbers. Don't stop touching the grass, no matter what! Do you have what it takes to survive?
Level Up - The more grass you touch, the higher your level climbs. The higher your level, the more skins you unlock!
Leaderboards - Think you have what it takes to be a grass touching champion? Find out how you compare with players from around the world, using our hyper-competitive leaderboard! Only the strongest survive!

TOUCH SOME GRASS is the pulse-pounding, edge-of-your-seat, hardcore, competitive experience you've always dreamed of.
How long can you touch some grass?